PJ's aka Pathetic Jokes

if 007 is James Bond.........
then what is 111????



binary version of James Bond



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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya



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ek sardarji ne dusre sadarji ke kan aisa kya kaha ki sardarji mar gaya
guess



dishoom



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RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??



Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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A sardar goes to movie with 19 sardars
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coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed



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Ek bar ek aurat CocaCola pee rahi hoti hai... jaise ho woh tin kholti hai

to ek mosquito bahar nikalti hai.. yahan wahan udke to us aurat ke kaan

ke paas jaati hai aur usko kucch bolti hai jo sunkar woh aurat behosh ho jaati hai..





to woh mosquito aisa kya kehti hai???




Main tumhari Coke(kok) se nikli hoon!!!!


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paani ka popat kaise karne ka?????

bas paani garam kar ke rakhne ka..par nahaane ka hi nahi!!!!

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